ETERNAL ECONOMIC APOCALYPSE STYLES FOR THE DISCERNING PROPHET

TRENDS IN DECREASING VALUES

Neon-Lime Neon-Lime Neon-Lime Neon-Lime

A style that screams "I'm a prophet who's seen it all, man."

Burnt-Rust Burnt-Rust Burnt-Rust

For the prophet who's been through the fire and back... and still has nothing to show for it.

Mecha-Pink Mecha-Pink Mecha-Pink

A style that says, "I've been upgraded with the latest in post-apocalyptic fashion."

Crude-Carbon Crude-Carbon Crude-Carbon

For the prophet who's all about that authentic, post-industrial chic.