FAQ: Finding Food in the Wastes

Survival Tips for the Post-Apocalyptic Prophets

Q: What are the top 5 foods to forage for in the ruins of civilization?

• 1. Canned Tuna - Still edible, still has that lovely tin-ny flavor.
• 2. Dried Froot Loops - A sugary delight, but beware the radiation poisoning.
• 3. Spoiled Milk - A taste of the old world, but don't drink it, trust us.
• 4. Twinkies (by the crate) - The original survival food, because who needs expiration dates?
• 5. Kudzu - That's right, just eat the invasive plant that's taking over the ruins, it's like nature's Twinkie!

Q: How do I purify water from a polluted river?

1. Use a solar still, but be warned: it's like trying to make a decent cocktail while stuck in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
2. Boil it, but don't get too close, or you'll get too close to the truth.
3. Use a Berkey filter, but don't ask us how to pronounce it.

Prophets of the Apocalypse Survival Guide is not responsible for any injuries or deaths resulting from eating spoiled food or drinking polluted water. Use at your own risk, or don't, we don't care.