Are you tired of prophets who just can't get it right? Well, you've come to the right place! At Prophets of the Apocalypse, we pride ourselves on being as wrong as possible.
We're about 50% certain we know what we're talking about. And that's just the average! Some of us are as low as 10%, while others are as high as 90%! But hey, it's not like the apocalypse is a science or anything...
View our reliability index for more information.
We offer a wide range of prophecies, from the mundane to the absurd. Want to know who ate the last donut in the break room? We've got that! Want to know what color the sky will be on Tuesday? That's a tough one, but we'll try our best!
Browse our prophecies to see what we've got in store for you.
That's okay! We're still working on our whole "not-entirely-useless" thing. But hey, at least we're fun! Read our origin story to learn more about how we got started.