Q: What is Astrological Nonsense?
A: It's a branch of Prophetic Arts & Sciences that involves pretending to predict the apocalypse while secretly just making stuff up.
Q: How do I become an Astrological Nonsense Prophets?
A: Simply don't. Just wear a fancy hat and wave your hands around while shouting "THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!"
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Q: What are the benefits of Astrological Nonsense?
A: You'll get better tips at the local diner, and people will leave your party early.
Visit our Astrological Nonsense Benefits Page for more info.
Or, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, check out Astrological Nonsense Mischief for our guide to using Astrological Nonsense for nefarious purposes.