Prophets of the Apocalypse: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good zombie repellent technique?

Answer: We recommend a combination of flailing and shouting. The key is to make a loud, incoherent noise while flailing your arms wildly in an attempt to distract the undead long enough for you to escape.

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Q: What is the best way to predict the apocalypse?

Answer: We recommend checking the local news for any reports of increased bird flu outbreaks, sudden changes in weather patterns, or inexplicable disappearances of local convenience store owners. If any of these occur, it's probably a sign that the apocalypse is nigh.

Learn more about our advanced methods of apocalypse prediction.

Q: Can I still get a decent haircut in the apocalypse?

Answer: We recommend using a pair of scissors and a comb to maintain some semblance of order in the face of societal collapse. Just don't expect anyone to judge you harshly for your new 'do.

Find out more about keeping your hair looking great in the apocalypse.