Ah, great. You're probably here because you've heard the world is ending, and you're feeling a bit... lost. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of expert (ish) forecasters will guide you through the basics of finding shelter from the coming apocalypse.
It's time to pick a shelter that suits your needs! Underground bunkers are great for the rich and fancy, but what about the rest of us? We've got options for abandoned movie theaters, converted warehouses, and even fortress cottages.
Just don't choose the abandoned landfills. Trust us on this one.
You've got your shelter, but what about the essentials? Stockpiling snacks is key. Don't forget collecting water and first aid kits.
And, of course, there's always the Fort Knox and Fort Knox-Adjacent options. Because, let's be real, who needs actual shelter when you can have a vault full of gold?
The final step: waiting. Waiting for the end. Waiting for the apocalypse. Play the end game wisely.
Good luck, folks! May your shelter be safe, your snacks be plentiful, and your loot be epic.