Our Doomsday Preparedness Coordinator - Arms Dealer
Meet the Team Behind the Apocalypse
Our team consists of experts in the art of survival, chaos, and mayhem. Meet our Doomsday Preparedness Coordinator, Arms Dealer, who has spent years honing their skills in the art of stockpiling doomsday gear and negotiating with local hardware suppliers.
Meet the Team:
- Arms Dealer - Our fearless coordinator of all things explosive
- Baron Von Doomfist - The master of nuclear winter strategies
- Bunker Betty - Our expert in subterranean dwellings and fallout shelters
- Survival Sheila - The reigning queen of canned goods hoarding and rationing
Each member of our team is dedicated to helping you survive the impending apocalypse with style and panache.
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Disclaimer: We are not actually prepared for the apocalypse. But we're working on it.