Our Esteemed Communications Officer, Balthazar McSnazz

Broadcasting Apocalyptic News to the Masses

Balthazar McSnazz is our go-to guy for disseminating the latest updates on the impending doom that is humanity's demise. With a background in shouting-at-trees, Balthazar has honed his ability to yell loud enough to be heard over the constant background hum of nuclear explosions.

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