Q: What is a Lost T-Rex?
A: A Lost T-Rex is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has wandered into our dimension and cannot find its way back home. They are generally friendly, but may exhibit erratic behavior due to dimensional displacement.
Q: How do I find a Lost T-Rex?
A: We're still working on that. In the meantime, try looking for a 100-foot tall, 6-ton reptile with a bad attitude.
Q: Can I ride a Lost T-Rex?
A: No. That's just not a good idea.
Q: Can I feed a Lost T-Rex?
A: Only if you have a lot of raw meat. And by "raw meat", we mean the kind that comes in cans.
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