AGENDA FOR SECTION 6:
- 6:00 AM - Arrival of the chosen ones, bearing gifts of stale bread and questionable cheese.
- 6:30 AM - Prayer circle, led by Prophet Zorvath, featuring an hour of awkward silence.
- 7:30 AM - Breakfast buffet, featuring the infamous 'Mystery Meat' of the apocalypse.
- 9:00 AM - Group meditation, focusing on the importance of patience, as the apocalypse is clearly not coming anytime soon.
- 11:00 AM - The great outdoors, where the prophets will engage in an hour of pointless staring at the sun.
NOTES:
- Please bring your own water bottle, as the tap water has been deemed 'tainted'.
- Remember, the apocalypse is coming, so don't bother packing any actual snacks.
- The parking lot is now a designated 'No-Parking' zone, due to the recent influx of doomsday cults.