ASCOT Tips for Prophets of the Apocalypse

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of doomsday prophecies? Do you yearn for a world where your apocalyptic predictions are met with understanding and empathy? Look no further than ASCOT (Apocalypse Survival and Crisis Optimization Techniques)!

Here are a few tips to help you navigate the treacherous landscape of the apocalypse:

• Tip 1: Buy more beans. Trust us on this one.
• Tip 2: Avoid the floods. Literally. Don't get too close to the ocean.
• Tip 3: Understand the weather. Droughts are a real thing too, folks.

And remember, it's not just about survival, it's about style. Make your apocalypse chic with these:

• ASCOT fashion tips for the discerning prophet on-the-go.
• ASCOT accessories for the apocalypse because, let's face it, you'll need something to carry all those beans.