Krug's Schedule for the Apocalypse
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6:00 AM - Wake up, smell the doom
Rise and shine, prophet! The end times are upon us.
8:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions
Cereal, milk, and a side of brimstone.
10:00 AM - Apocalypse Planning Meeting
Discuss the finer points of world destruction with other prophets.
1:00 PM - Lunchtime Laments
A sandwich, a side of despair.
3:00 PM - The Incomprehensible Hour
Krug's famous hour of confusing everyone with his genius.
5:00 PM - Dinner and Despair
A feast for the damned.
9:00 PM - The Final Countdown
The world ends, but Krug's schedule doesn't.
Tuesday
6:00 AM - The Second Coming
The world tries to rise from the ashes, but Krug's schedule doesn't.
10:00 AM - The Reckoning
The world's final judgment, but Krug just yells at the mailman.
2:00 PM - The Great Flood
The world's water supply runs dry, but Krug's schedule still runs.
4:00 PM - The Fire and Brimstone
The world burns, but the coffee machine still brews.
Wednesday
6:00 AM - Ashen Dawn
The world rises from the ashes, but Krug just rises from bed.