Monday Morning Mayhem Report: A Dispatch from the Front Lines of the Apocalypse

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Today's Events:

• Krug the Incomprehensible's Rant-o-Rama prophets-of-the-apocalypse/monday-morning-mayhem/krug-the-incomprehensible/
• Zombie Apocalypse Schedule: Because You'll Need to Know When the Undead Arrive prophets-of-the-apocalypse/monday-morning-mayhem/krug-the-incomprehensible/zombie-apocalypse-schedule/
• Survival Tips for the Clumsy and Inept

Stay alert, stay vigilant, and for the love of all that's holy, DO NOT LOOK OUT THE WINDOW!