Today's agenda:
8:00 AM - Arrival and Panic
8:30 AM - Coffee and Resentment
9:00 AM - "What's that noise?"
Link to the "I have no idea what I'm doing here" protocol: Read more
10:00 AM - The "Who ate the last of the donuts?" debate
10:30 AM - "Why is the copier jammed again?!"
Link to the "Crisis management" sub-page: See the plan