Welcome, fellow prophets of the apocalypse. Today, we gather to discuss the impending doom of humanity. Because, let's be real, it's not like we're actually going to avoid it or anything.
Next: Minute-by-Minute Madness, where we dive into the intricacies of global catastrophe.
Planetary Predictions for the week, because, you know, it's always good to know when the world's going to end.
Survival Tips for the Damned, because, hey, you can't always be prepared for the apocalypse, but you can always be prepared for the apocalypse.