Monday Morning Mayhem

A Special Report from the Desk of Prophet Zorvath, Bringer of Chaos

Welcome to Monday Morning Mayhem, where the world descends into madness and despair!

It's your trusted prophet, Zorvath, here to guide you through the ruins of your weekend.

Today's forecast: 100% chance of existential dread.

But fear not, for we have the following schedule for you:

• Mayhem Level: 7
• Coffee Breakdown: 3:14 AM
• Soul-Crushing Meetings: 9:00 AM
• Tunnel Vision: The Coffee Machine is Broken
• The Apocalypse is Near: 5:00 PM