The skies are gray, the coffee is cold, and the apocalypse is nigh!

Reports from the front lines indicate that the usual Monday morning mayhem has reached new heights:

• 37% of all employees are late to work due to 'forgot-my-password' syndrome.
• 14% of all breakfast cereal boxes have been devoured by the office cat.
• 42% of all morning meetings are being held in a state of complete and utter confusion.

Stay tuned for further updates as they come in.

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