Welcome, fellow survivors, to our guide for navigating the treacherous landscape of the coming apocalypse. We're here to help you make the most of your impending doom.
On this Monday morning, the world as we know it is coming to an end. The skies are filled with toxic ash, the oceans are boiling, and the government has finally admitted that they're just winging it.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have tips and tricks for making it through the chaos. Stay tuned for the next chapter, where we'll cover the essentials of zombie etiquette, the best methods for finding shelter in a post-apocalyptic world, and the secret to making the perfect doomsday soup.
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