Welcome to Prophets of the Apocalypse, where the coffee is always black, the doom is always impending, and the fashion sense is always questionable.
You're here because you're looking for some serious Monday morning motivation. Or perhaps you're just looking for a good excuse to stay in bed.
Well, you've come to the right place. Browse our collection of absurdly prophetic messages, all carefully crafted to confuse, annoy, and possibly inspire you.