Wake up, sheeple! It's Monday, and you're already late for your 8-hour sentence in the cubicle of doom. But fear not, for we have tips and tricks to help you survive the mayhem that is the modern office.
It's the lifeblood of the office worker, and you can't start the day without it. But beware, for too much caffeine can turn you into a rage-filled beast. So, drink responsibly, lest ye be cast into the abyss of the supply closet.
Meetings: the bane of office existence. But don't worry, we have a few tips and tricks to help you survive the meetings that will slowly drain your soul.
Learn the ancient art of passive-aggressive meeting survival
You know the drill: pretend to be interested while secretly counting down the minutes until you can escape for a coffee break. But don't worry, it's a skill we all must master.
And that's not all, folks! Stay tuned for more Monday Morning Mayhem survival guides, and remember: you can't buy happiness, but you can buy coffee. Buy happiness