Wake up, sheeple!
It's Monday. The day when the apocalypse is just getting started.
Tip 3: Never underestimate the power of a good coffee. It's not just a stimulant, it's a survival mechanism.
But don't just stop at coffee. Add a dash of desperation to your morning routine.
Link to Subpage: Tip 4: The Importance of a Well-Timed Existential Crisis
Link to Subpage: Tip 5: Harnessing the Power of Sarcasm to Keep the Apocalypse at Bay
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