Our Caffeine Fuelled Prophets of the Apocalypse

Monday Morning Mayhem Edition

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We're a motley crew of prophets, armed to the teeth with nothing but our wits, our caffeine-fueled rage, and an unrelenting commitment to making the world a more interesting place, one poorly-planned apocalypse at a time.

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