Good morning, mortals! The Apocalypse is upon us, and it's time for the daily update.
As of 10:00 AM, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have been spotted heading towards the city. Their estimated time of arrival is 2:00 PM, give or take an hour or three.
We recommend stocking up on canned goods and hiding under your bed for optimal survival chances.
For more information on how to prepare for the impending doom, visit our Survival Guides page.
And if you're feeling lucky, check out our Tips for the Undeserving.