APOCALYPSE AUCTION - LIVE!

Buy, bid, and bid again!

Welcome, survivors! Are you ready to bid on the last remaining resources on this doomed planet?

Featured Items:

• The last bag of coffee
• The last Dino-Burger joint on Earth
• A year's worth of sunsets to enjoy in a jar

Current High Bid:

$10,000,000.50

Bidder: Prophet Bob

Bid Now!

Why not bid on some:

• The last toilet paper roll
• A year's worth of disco records
• The last barber on Earth

Don't miss out on the apocalypse!