Prophets of the Apocalypse: Apply Now!
Are you ready for the apocalypse? Do you have what it takes to lead a ragtag group of survivors through the hellscape of a post-apocalyptic wasteland? We thought you might be.
About the Position:
Join the Prophets of the Apocalypse as our lead Prophet! In this role, you will:
- Provide guidance and direction to our ragtag group of survivors
- Develop and maintain a comprehensive understanding of the apocalypse
- Make tough decisions about who gets eaten first when resources run low
- Manage the morale of the group (i.e., who gets to play the harmonica)
Requirements:
- 3+ years experience leading groups of people to certain doom
- Excellent communication skills (written and verbal, in both English and sign language)
- Ability to think critically in a world without Google Maps
- Comfort with the idea of being eaten by the very apocalypse you're trying to lead through