Today, we're hammering out a selection of the finest axes for the apocalypse. Because, let's be real, when the world goes up in flames, you're going to want to be the one wielding the best.
Axes of Doom
- Tempest Axe: A sturdy, reliable choice for chopping down trees, zombies, and the occasional pesky cultist.
- Burning Sky Axe: A sleek, high-temperature option for taking down enemy airships and burning the skies with style.
- Dragon's Tear Axe: A finely crafted, dragon-slaying behemoth for when the apocalypse gets really messy.
Each axe is carefully crafted with love, sweat, and a hint of desperation, because let's be real, the end is near.