Office Hours: The Artisanal Apocalypse

We're the last remaining prophets of a post-apocalyptic world, gathering at the old office building to share our artisanal gardening tips.

• Seed Bombs for the End Times
• Terrariums of Doom: A Guide to Miniature Apocalypse Gardens
• Vertical Farming in the Wastes: A Guide to Growing on the Side of a Ruined Building

We're not just gardeners, we're survivalists. We're not just prophets, we're also accountants. Our office hours are the perfect time to trade tips, tricks, and tax deductions.

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