Prophets of the Apocalypse: Artisanal Gardening Methods

Welcome, fellow Prophets of the Apocalypse! In this esteemed institution, we've compiled the most arcane and obscure methods of seed-bombing the world with your chosen brand of doom.

Method 1: The Ancient Art of Seed-Bombing with Fervor

Step 1: Gather your chosen seeds of destruction. We recommend the rare and exotic 'Cthulhu's Revenge' variety.

Step 2: Mix with a pinch of chaos magic and a dash of desperation.

Step 3: Sow in the most unlikely of places, like the local farmer's market or the mayor's garden.

Bonus Tip: Be prepared for the inevitable backlash from the local authorities. They may try to confiscate your seed bombs, but we've got you covered with our patented 'Prophet's Pocket' seed-bomb-proof wallet.