Artisanal Gardening - Seed Bombing for the Masses

A guide to throwing seeds at your enemies

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Step 1: Gather your materials

Acquire a variety of seeds with a message. We recommend the following:

Step 2: Create your bombs

Combine seeds with a small amount of water and a pinch of artisanal magic. Stir until you achieve the desired consistency.

Step 3: Identify your target

Avoid any areas with poor soil quality or excessive surveillance. Your target should be a suitable recipient for your message.

Step 4: Launch your attack

Throw your seed bombs with precision and intent. Be prepared to answer questions and provide further explanation.

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