Seed Bombing for the Pretentious
A Guide for the Aspiring Hipster Gardener
Chapter 1: The Art of Disdainful Cultivation
As a true artisan, you must first start by selecting the perfect seed bomb. One that's not only visually appealing but also carries a healthy dose of irony.
Once you have your seed bomb, plant it with the utmost disdain for the masses. Water it with the tears of the unwashed, and nurture it with the faint scent of desperation.
Chapter 2: The Aesthetic of Anarchy
In a world filled with bland, cookie-cutter gardens, the artisanal seed bomber must be willing to challenge the status quo. To truly make a statement, one must push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable.
