Artisan Woodworking 101: A Prophet's Guide to Crafting the Apocalypse

Welcome, fellow prophets! In a world gone mad, it's time to get your hands dirty and craft your own survival tools. In this course, we'll cover the basics of woodworking, with a dash of apocalyptic flair.

Class meets every Thursday at 3pm sharp. Don't be late, or you'll miss the lecture on "How to Make a Functional Toilet out of a Pine Tree" Sign up now!