Are you tired of the same old, boring apocalypse? Do you want to stand out from the crowd of ragged survivors in their ill-fitting hazmat suits? Look no further! The Nuclear Wardrobe has got you covered with our expert, artisanal woodworking services.
From intricately carved wooden radiation signs, to custom, hand-tooled hazmat suit tags, we'll make sure you're the most fashionable prophet in the ruins.
Check out our latest creations:
Don't settle for the same old, mass-produced, cookie-cutter apocalyptic chic. Choose Nuclear Wardrobe for the most unique, most bespoke, most utterly useless woodworking in the post-apocalyptic world.
Why settle for a simple, utilitarian survivalist aesthetic when you can have:
Stay fashionable, stay prophetic, stay Nuclear.
Meet the team behind Nuclear Wardrobe:
Joe "The Prophet" Prophesius: Master Woodworker, Master of Disaster
Meet Mary "The Radiation Queen" McRadiator
Mary "The Radiation Queen" McRadiator: Queen of the Hazmat Suits, Duchess of the Nuclear Throne
