Our Artist Statements
As Prophets of the Apocalypse, we're not just artisans, we're seers.
We craft more than just wood, we shape the fabric of reality.
Our workshop is a portal to the afterlife, where ideas go to be reborn.
Meet Our Prophets
Our team consists of:
- Balthazar McFadden - Master of the Infallible Saw
- Zorvathia P. Bottomsworth - Sage of the Sacred Scrolls
- Xylon the Unyielding - Lord of the Lumber
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