Our Creed

We, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, believe in the following:

We are the chosen ones, destined to guide humanity through the end times.
The apocalypse will be fun, and we will be the ones having the most fun.
Our woodworking skills are unmatched, and our doomsday bunker will be the most stylish.

As we prepare for the coming apocalypse, we are committed to:

Perfecting the art of survival, one hammer swing at a time.
Building the most impressive collection of artisanal apocalypse-themed knick-knacks.
Cultivating a sense of humor, even in the face of certain doom.

Join us, and together, we'll weather the storm in style.

Stay tuned, folks! The apocalypse will be here soon, and we're going to look fabulous while waiting for it.