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Step 3 of Our Methodology for Crafting the Ultimate Apocalypse Table
Step 3: Crafting the Ultimate Apocalypse Table
Where the Rubber Meets the Radiation
Step 3: The Art of Scribing the Apocalypse
With a flick of the wrist and a snarl on your face, you too can craft the ultimate apocalypse table, a masterpiece of makeshift, post-apocalyptic furniture design.
- Step 3.1: Find a suitable piece of scrap wood, preferably with some decent character.
- Step 3.2: Scrawl a crude, apocalyptic design onto the wood, incorporating elements of despair, chaos, and possibly a few nuclear symbols.
- Step 3.3: Use a combination of twine, duct tape, and what appears to be a fossilized dinosaur bone to attach the design to the wood.
- Step 3.4: Apply a coat of "apocalypse gray" varnish to the entire thing, making sure to get it on your clothes and possibly your skin.