Our Methodology: Step 4 - Adding a Touch of Desperation to Every Piece

In this step, we take our hand-crafted, hand-wrought wooden creations and add an extra layer of emotional depth. We call it "Adding a Touch of Desperation to Every Piece."

• Step 1: We take our carefully crafted wooden items and stare at them for 4 hours, wondering if anyone would actually want to buy them.
• Step 2: We add a few strategically placed dings and dents to give them a "distressed" look.
• Step 3: We attach a small, handwritten note that says "I made this myself, I swear, and I'll give you a good deal if you just buy it now, please?"
• Step 5: We price it at exactly 3 times what we paid for the materials, because why not?

We call it art. We call it genius. We call it "Our Methodology, Step 4."