Prophet's Office Hours: Artisanal Woodworking - Project Armageddon Armchair

Welcome, mortal, to our office hours of artisanal woodworking! Today, we're working on the most majestic of projects - the Armageddon Armchair.

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Our artisans are hard at work, hammering away at the latest creation - a behemoth of an armchair, fit for the most discerning doomsday prophet.

Join us for a behind-the-scenes look at the craftsmanship that goes into creating these masterpieces. Or, if you will, join us to be mesmerized by our sheer productivity and efficiency.