Welcome to the Artisanal Woodworking Gallery of Prophets of the Apocalypse
Project 1: "The Ark of the End Times"
Handcrafted from sustainably sourced reclaimed apocalypse wood, this ark is perfect for storing your doomsday essentials, including a year's supply of canned beans and a fully functional toilet.
View Technical Specs Gallery Talk: The Making of the ArkProject 2: "The Doomsday Dehydrator"
This compact, hand-built dehydrator uses advanced technology to remove all moisture from any substance, making it perfect for drying your favorite apocalypse snacks or storing waterless toilet paper.
View Technical Specs Gallery Talk: The Science Behind the Dehydrator