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BalthazarMcSavoir, our resident woodworking mastermind, has been tasked with crafting the most majestic, most awe-inspiring, most potentially-soul-crushing piece of furniture in all the post-apocalyptic land. The Ark of the Damned will be a behemoth of a piece, with intricate carvings, precision-cutting, and enough room for 17 of the world's most elite prophets to huddle together in terror.
Still in the works, but trust us, it'll be worth the wait.