Warning: Do not attempt to build the Ark without proper training and safety equipment.
Tip 1: Always use a 1/4 inch thick layer of beeswax to seal any gaps, but don't tell your spouse.
Tip 2: For optimal water resistance, use only the finest imported Egyptian papyrus for your ark's sails.
Tip 3: To prevent the 7th plague of locusts, coat every surface with 2 coats of pure, 24k gold leaf.
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