This project is an exercise in futility, as the apocalypse is coming and all will be consumed by flames. However, as a seasoned prophet, I must admit that a well-crafted wooden door can be a beautiful thing.
Materials used: reclaimed doomsday debris, hand-hewn nails, and a dash of divine inspiration.
Completed in 3 hours, 47 minutes, and 12 seconds. Just in time for the impending doom.
Next project: "The Last Remaining Tree: A Monument to Our Fading Existence" (still in progress)
Time: 3h 47m 12s
Materials: Reclaimed Doomsday Debris, Hand-Hewn Nails, Divine Inspiration
Completion Date: 12th of Never
As a prophet, I must admit that the apocalypse is a real thing. But, as a woodworker, I must also admit that this piece is a real masterpiece.
It's a door, but not just a door. It's a statement piece, a testament to the power of human ingenuity in the face of certain doom.