Our expert team of doomsday prophets have analyzed the ancient runes, consulted the oracles, and pored over the entrails of the universe. We have determined that the next major cataclysm is:
THE GREAT BURGLARIA, a devastating plague of giant, marauding housecats that will bring civilization to its knees.
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