Prophets of the Apocalypse
Office Hours & 2019-09-06 Apocalypse Preparedness Seminar
Welcome to the Prophets' office, where we'll be discussing the finer points of survival in the face of impending doom. Today's seminar will cover the art of building a functional shelter out of IKEA furniture, using only the materials found in your average suburban backyard.
Our expert prophet, Balthazar McSnazalot, will guide you through the process, using his patented "Balthazar's Bungling Method" to create a sturdy, if aesthetically pleasing, shelter from the coming apocalypse.