Meet Our Team of Highly Trained, Apocalypse-Ready Artisanal Woodworkers

Bob the Woodcrafter

Lead Carpenter & Master of the 3D Printed Axe

Bob brings over 15 years of experience in building things on fire. When he's not busy leading our team, he's probably building a 6'2" tall wooden robot.

Sally the Sawdust Sage

Lead Sawdust Specialist & Expert in the Field of Unconventional Uses for Duct Tape

Sally's been around for so long, she's seen the apocalypse 3 times. She's our go-to expert for all things saw-related.

Larry the Lathe Lord

Lead Lathe Operator & Lord of the Lathe of the Damned

Larry's got a PhD in Lathe-ology. He can lathe-ify anything.

Our team is always ready to take on the apocalypse with our finely crafted, expertly sawn, and perfectly lathe-ized tools.