Prophet's Office Hours - Artisanal Woodwork

Welcome, mortals, to the office of the great Prophet of the Apocalypse. I, the chosen one, have taken up the art of woodwork as a way to pass the time between doomsday prophecies.

In this humble workshop, I craft beautiful, yet deadly, wooden contraptions to aid in the impending cataclysm.

Here are some of my designs:

• Doomsday Dice - For when the world needs a little more unpredictability.
• Ark of Arkham - A vessel for the choicest of survivors.
• Curse of the Curse - Because even the chosen ones need a little motivation.