Artisan Woodworking 101: Because the End Times are Nigh

Chapter 1: The Art of Preparing for the Coming Apocalypse

In a world filled with uncertainty, one thing is certain: the world as we know it will end in flames, and it's up to us to make the most of it. As a Prophets of the Apocalypse, we're not just preparing for the end, we're making sure it's a stylish one.

Woodworking for the Apocalypse

Chapter 2: Finishing Techniques for the Fashionable Damned

In this chapter, you'll learn the art of taking plain wood and making it shine like the golden armor of a righteous warrior.

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