Office Hours: Artisanal Woodworking

Wood Turning 201: The Art of Shaping Your Fears

Join us for a special session of Wood Turning 201, where you'll learn the ancient art of shaping your fears and anxieties into beautifully crafted wooden objects. Our instructors are expert woodworkers and certified Prophets of the Apocalypse.

By the end of this course, you'll be able to create:

Class will be held in the depths of the abandoned bunker, where the walls run red with the sweat of previous participants.

Don't miss out on this unique opportunity to shape your fears into functional art pieces! Sign up for Wood Turning 201 today!

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