From: The Prophet of the Apocalypse
Dear Unholy Ones,
As you continue to terrorize and pillage the mortal masses, I, the Prophet of the Apocalypse, issue this decree:
Thou shalt not:
- Steal all the pizza in the land
- Eat all the cat food in the pantry
- Make excessive use of the microwave
Failure to comply with these decrees will be met with swift and terrible punishment.