Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours - Doomsday Bunker Snacks

Welcome, survivors! We're glad you made it this far.

As the world burns, we've got snacks.

Our menu includes:

• Mayo Jars - Because who needs actual food when you have 100% fat?
• Doomsday Dip - Our special blend of ranch and despair.
• Last Chance Cookies - Because who needs actual sustenance when you can have sugar and regret?

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