Office Hours for the End Times

Welcome, prophets, to our emergency procedures manual. In case of the impending apocalypse, you might want to know what to do.

**Important Links**

• Evacuation Plan
• Last Day Supplies
• Rituals and Ceremonies
• What to Do When Zombies Come

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor and a good supply of canned goods. We're all going to need it.

Frequently Asked Questions (for the end of the world)

Disclaimer: We are not actually prepared for the apocalypse, we're just winging it.

See also: Insurance Policy (just kidding, we have no insurance)